High Times With Amy&Aaron

"I'm Happy Today. Would You Like To Know Why? Because I'm Baked Darling. Like An Apple Pie."

21 years old, about as regal as a potato.

snatchedweaves:

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Mom: “Why are you awake?

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missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

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kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

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givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

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iguanamouth:

together at last

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ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed my life up

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sassymajesty:

AU - In which Jefferson and Regina are siblings.

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ddarkahn:

penis-hilton:

Shakira alphabet - {w}
» weird lyrics

[vacuum cleaner noise]

help

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slayerage:

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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that-gif-person:

*phone buzzing at 2am*

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*goes back to sleep*